Hi! I’m Maxwell Pink, pseudo-author supreme (and apparently the color of a Gaiam tote bag). I have an overactive imagination, a harem of uncooperative muses, and suffer from ADD. Yay me!

This is where I archive the works inspired by my muses, collectively known as “The Bishi Harem” (which explains the URL). This is probably the fourth home they’ve had since I began publishing on the internet back in 1997. Hopefully, it will be the last.

My works are a labor of love. A long, painkiller-free, “get-the-fuck-out-now!!!!” kind of labor. Therefore, I’d really, really appreciate it if you leave them were you found them.

Thanks, and enjoy!

Max